(HTD) Celebrity Updates

Angelina Jolie comes out with her news of a double mastectomy. We, in a no way, have any jokes for this because it's honestly a really brave thing to do. Her mother died of cancer and after finding out she had a defective gene for breast cancer, Jolie opted to have her breasts removed. There's nobody we respect more than Angelina Jolie and we really commend her.

Click to read the full story in Jolie's Op-Ed she wrote for the New York Times








Now, on to celebs we can mock...


Is Beyonce preggers? This photo really tells it all...Maybe we're still drunk from last night or, you know, fucking blind, but we don't see any kind of baby bump. Anyway, Mrs. Carter cancelled one of her shows because she didn't have enough water or some bullshit, and now everyone's saying she's pregnant. It'll be really awkward if she actually just put on five pounds...
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Our fave show is coming back! June 2nd get ready for KUWTK. If you don't watch the Kardashian's then you can't sit with us. Not just you, like, any of us. We're so excited to listen to the profound things Kim has to say about pregnancy and her relationship with Kanye. While this family is singlehandedly the worsttttt and the reason humanity has gone down the fucking toilet, we can't help snuggling up on Sunday nights and watching attentively at the tv. They're addictive. And we like watching Scott be a total dick to everyone.

Is Miles engaged? Every fucking site seems to be buzzing with this twit pic, so we thought we'd share it, too. No one really knows if Liam Hemsworth is still dumb enough to be engaged to Miley Cyrus, but it'd be kind of weird for her to wear an engagement ring if they weren't. Obvi, they don't want everyone up their asses about it, so it kind of makes sense that they keep it on the DL. Either way, we don't really care. We do sometimes wonder if the two go to the same barbershop, though.
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How presh. Ian Somelhalder hung out with his daddums. We were soooooo upset when we found out Somelhalder and Nina Dobrev split after their three year relationship. They met on set of The Vampire Diaries in 2009, reportedly became best friends and subsequently started dating. They finally called it quits on May 9th. Ouch, we hope season 5 isn't awkward.
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You all know how obsessed we our with True Blood, so to see our fave characters having babies is just fucking adorable. Sookie and Bill have two beautiful twins, but they're being fucking lame and not telling us their names. Still, we think it's adorable. Even though we fucking hate Sookie and Bill together on the show (right now, because Bill's fucking insane) it's always exciting to see a couple of co stars makin' babies.
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