Thursday, May 16, 2013

(HTD) Throwback Thursdays: the 90s

In honor of throw back Thursdays we bring you our list of favorite shows from back in the day. We're 90s kids, so if you can't relate then you fucking suck. 
If you don't recall these faces then you obviously weren't a 90s kids. We loved our rugrats, especially Angelica. She was a total bitch and always fucked with the other babies, much like us in our diaper days. And you're lying if you say you didn't cry during the rugrats movie when Tommy is singing while holding his dad's slipper. And no, watching All Grown Up is not like watching Rugrats. Fuck.

This bitch and her scary fucking doll haunted out dreams, but we still loved the big comfy couch. She was super flexible which is cool and you know you used to lay on the floor and try to do the leg-clock thing she did on her rug. 







You know when you think of All That you immediately sing in your head "this is alllll that, this is allll that", or is that just us? We all fell in love with Kenan and Kel. We all love learning french with Kenan Thompson while he sat in a bathtub wearing that yellow rain coat get-up. And hello, the birth of the Goodburger sketches?

Although she's turned into a fucking insane woman, we loved watching little Amanda Bynes on her Nickelodeon show. It was so fucking good we don't even have to really go into it. All we'll say is: Judge Trudy, Blockblister, Moody's Point, Hillbilly Moment, The Klutzes, Tony Pajamas, Mr. Oldman (That old guy they used to prank phone call), Totally Kyle (drake bell was soooo cute), Amanda's Jacuzzi and how could we forget the girlllsss roooommm.

Even though they remade the classic, Figure it Out, nothing beat watching fatty Lori Beth get slimed every week. Figure it Out was our favorite game show, next to the Legends of the Hidden Temple. Watching it now, though, it's so funny to hear the random shit the kid guest stars do with their free time. One of the puzzles would be, like, 'Macy enjoys making sock puppets for her feet' and other stupid shit.

When we speak of Cher and how fucking amazing she is, we're not talking about the stretched out slut that was in that movie with Christina Aguilera, were talking about Cher Horrowitz, or guide, or sensei, our love. Not only was she super popular, but she was super rich, had a black bestie and managed to get by on her looks despite how fucking stupid she was. Although we wish it was Alicia Silverstone on the small screen when Clueless hit us a year after the movie came out, we still loved it.

You don't have to be a 90s kid to remember Friends. In fact, we just watched an episode on TBS before. Nevertheless, Friends is a classic. We wanted to be as blonde as Phoebe, look like Rachel and be as skinny as Monica. As for the guys, fuck Joey, marry Chandler and kill David Schwimmer, just because he sucks. Our fave character, however, is hands down Chandler. Not only was he cute in a dorky way, but he's fucking hilarious. And it's even hotter that Matthew Perry wrote a lot of Chandler's jokes. Even though they didn't really make much of themselves after the series finale, we're sure making a million dollars an episode helped out with the bills when all was said and done.

Here's a vid of some random kids fave TV theme songs that we thought we'd share with you for a trip down memory lane.

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