Saturday, May 18, 2013

(HTD) With Friends With Benefits

We've all been there. Had that guy we just fooled around with when we were bored. If you haven't, you clearly haven't gone through college, yet. But we have noticed that some girls seem to be getting into "friends with benefits" situations and start to forget the whole "friends" part of the deal. We have learned over many years that if you're going to get into this agreement with a guy, you must accept the fact that it does not mean once you guys start fucking he's magically going to fall in love with you.

First off, you should never tell a guy you want to be in a friends with benefits situation especially if you like the guy. Way too many girls say they're okay with it, just to give themselves the mirage that guy likes them back. He doesn't. How can you think he likes you when you literally just established you were going to touch each other for fun and nothing else? In fact, it's a big reason why guys get the asshole rap. Girl's knowingly become friends with benefits with a guy, either already had or begins to develop feelings for the guy, and then trashes him once she realizes he feels nothing for her. You can't expect a guy to like you if he literally told you he just wanted to fool around with you. So here's how to deal when you're even considering becomes FWB with a guy you know:

Make sure: MAKE SURE! We highly recommend this step be repeated multiple times before you even get anywhere near being naked with him. Make sure you have no emotional feelings for this guy prior to becoming FWB. And if you know that when you have sex with someone you get super attached, don't fucking do it! You're just setting yourself up to fail.

Talk it out: Having a FWB relationship with a guy isn't a normal relationship. Just like in the movie, you don't have to worry about certain things you normally would if it were with a guy you eventually wanted to marry. Tell him what you like, what you don't like, how and where you wanna do it. The best part of FWB is being able to do whatever the fuck you want and not have to worry about him breaking up with you because you're a fucking freak. When it comes to FWB, never judge.

Establish rules: Let him know he's allowed to mack other bitches, but that he has to make you aware of it. You don't want him fucking that dirty bitch Candy from his gym without you knowing, do you? And also, make sure he's well aware that you'll still be making out with hot guys you dance with at the club. Make sure you guys understand if you meet someone you actually wanna date that it's okay for one of you to pull out of the FWB ordeal without much notice.

Never, ever, fall in love: This isn't the movies and Justin Timberlake won't be there in Grand Central to set up a flash mob for you. It just ain't gonna happen. FWB is dangerous, because, typically, the girl gets feelings for the guy. It's not our fault, we're designed to feel attachment to anyone who puts their D in our V. But, if you're mentally prepared, it can't happen. If you go into it with even a glimpse of hope that it might turn into something more, you're fucked...literally and figuratively. Also, we hate to see girls get hurt, and we don't want you crying all over our shoulders when we're trying to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians or something.

HTD #06: When it comes to FWB, never fall in love and always, ALWAYS use a condom.

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